Before you begin reading this article, I am afraid I have to tell you something. This is all sarcasm. I do not actually believe any of this nonsense. Unfortunately, some people do.
Nov. 4, 2008 was the beginning of the end for the nation. It was the day Barack Obama was elected president of the United States.
Obama has just proven to be terrible for our country. He started off with closing down Guantanamo Bay so he can allow those detainees to join up with Bill Ayers and Rev. Jeremiah Wright in Chicago to spread anti-American propaganda.
I cannot believe we just let that happen. We have to keep those terrorists in there so we can torture them some more so we force them to give us information to protect ourselves. I don’t care if interrogation experts say it does not work. We have to break a few eggs to make an omelet.
And who cares if our closest allies in the fight against terrorism are against those practices? We do not need any help in our fight against them terrorists.
Obama is also against the American family. He wants our military to be plagued with people who are gay so we will lose the fight against terrorists. When top military people argue it would not harm the military and would actually help, we just need to save them from themselves. They do not know what they are talking about.
Obama also wants to destroy the family by legalizing gay marriage. We cannot allow that to happen. If we do they will adopt children, which will make them turn into people who are gay. I mean heterosexual couples only make heterosexual children, so it only makes since that gay couples will make gay children.
Plus, the definition of marriage must be between one man and one women. If we change that definition, what is to stop me from marrying my computer, my dog or my other five girlfriends my wife does not know about? The sanctity of marriage must be protected against the evils of this world.
That Maine vote was a close call. Thank God it is OK for the majority in this country to take away equality from a minority group of people. That is the very essence of democracy.
Obama is also a terrorist. He had one association with one guy one time a long time ago.
So he must believe in everything that Ayers does, right? It only makes sense.
Obama is also a socialist. He wants the government to compete with private industry. I mean that would just kill capitalism at its very core. I feel bad for the impoverished people running FedEx, UPS, Aquafina, Dasani and all private-school owners. I do not see how they make a living from paycheck to paycheck.
I mean, doctors are going to want to quit. Those 63 percent of doctors who are in favor of a public option, according to a survey done by the Mount Sinai School of Medicine in New York, have no idea what they are talking about. Those private physicians just do not understand the health care debate. It is simple. The government taxing and spending is just bad. Isn’t that just common sense?
All I am saying is people need to watch out. These Liberals are up to no good. They want to take over this country and hand it over to the Chinese. They want to ensure the destruction of Israel by talking to Iran. I mean it just makes sense. We need to force Iran to give up their nuclear weapons with good old-fashion bullying. I mean they were never pursuing the bomb when Bush was in office.
It is time for desperate measures. I am going to put my kids in the basement for the next four years and hope Sarah Palin wins the next election. I advise you to do the same. Make sure there are enough Glenn Beck and Bill O’Reilly DVDs for them to watch when they get scared. Maybe, just maybe, when 2012 comes around, there will still be a private insurance company for them to buy into so they can have their coverage taken away due to a pre-existing condition.
Sarah Palin in 2012!
